Dave Pigeon's book on how to deal with bad cats and keep (most of) your feathers

Haddow, Swapna

Dempsey, Sheena

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by Dave Pigeon ; typed by Skipper Pigeon on Swapna Haddow's old typewriter from the shed ; doodles by honorary pigeon Sheena Dempsey
Dave Pigeon how to deal with bad cats and keep (most of) your feathers How to deal with bad cats and keep (most of) your feathers
154 pages
illustrations
Cover title: Dave Pigeon : how to deal with bad cats and keep (most of) your feathers
Summary: 'If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese. You may read my book. If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese...(HA HA HA! As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese). This must mean if you are a cat and you are able to read this, you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow. I demand you release the hostage pigeon now. My book contains TOP SECRET ideas that are NONE of a cat's business.' Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere. Cats beware!
Location edition Bar Code due date
Fiction 3671
Genre:Humorous stories
Humorous stories
call #:HAD
ISBN:9780571323302
pub:2016